I have only one take-away from the trailer for the psychological thriller Colonia: people shouldn’t join crazy cults in Chile. If you want to see creepy men and women in Quaker clothing doing weird religious things and then see Michael Nyquist (Girl With the Dragon Tattoo) bitchslap Emma Watson because he knows she’s lying (it appears she’s at the cult to find her husband, not really join his superweird cult) then you need to watch the trailer for Colonia.
Did we mention it’s based on a true story?
Yeah, I’m never joining a cult in Chile, ever. Colonia hits American theaters on April 15th.