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What This Indestructible Mercenary Did After Seeing A Video Will BLOW YOUR MIND

I’m not the only person who hates stupid clickbait titles like this one, am I? No? Good. Well, uh, sorry for using it then. But enough about that. Did you hear the one about the time a girl woke up from her wisdom teeth being pulled, and was so drugged out of her mind that she thought she’d missed the Deadpool premiere?

That’s the story of poor Mariah Boyle who woke up dazed, confused, and genuinely devastated that her own mouth had caused her to miss the merc with the mouth’s glorious new film. So she did what any depressed woman would do in today’s world. She posted her sadness onto Facebook, where it somehow ended up on Deadpool actor Ryan Reynolds’ wall.

Well, Reynolds, who I have always assumed was a great guy, because of my massive man-crush on him, responded in the classiest, Deadpooliest way possible. He wrote to her, mouth filled with gauze, saying,

“Mariah Boyle, am I the only one who thinks the tooth fairy is a giant f–king stalker?” Reynolds wrote. “I mean seriously, who leaves two tickets to the Deadpool premiere under your pillow? And by the way, Rita, your breakfast casserole looks divine! Please bring some to New York.”

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He set Boyle up with airline tickets to the premiere, seats at the movie, and, I presume, a bottle of top-shelf painkiller. Class act.

Deadpool opens at theaters near dentists near you on February 12, the perfect Valentine’s film. You can watch the newest trailer for the film right here:

 

 

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